animalsbeingdicks:

Jenga was in the midst of the worst acid trip of her life. 

So I’m ~ ten days late re-blogging this.  Fucking sue me.

ferniecommaalex:

Here’s something that’s annoyed me… at some point in the 48 hours since it premiered on Sunday night, the reaction to Lena Dunham’s new show Girls has turned exceptionally nasty. Not “Hey, I didn’t like this show” nasty, but more like “I’m going to use Facebook and Tumblr and Twitter to tear…

ladybroblog:

by Lisa Beth Johnson

Every day, hundreds of thousands of unwinged humans strap themselves into metal cylinders and let a mysterious science propel them into the air like ostriches out of a cannon. I’m currently one of those idiots. Only moments ago, I went to the restroom on this plane. As I teetered down the aisle, I realized I was walking around in the sky, and that thought made me want to ribbon cut the skin off of my body and pluck my eyeballs out. Think about it. Right now, as you read this, there is someone above you in the clouds Silver Surfering through time and space. Idiotic. I have to find something else to think about.

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But hang on to that ruler-thing.

fuckyournoguchicoffeetable:

Fuck your branches.

pauljay:

MOTHERFUCKING MUNCHKIN CAT GODDAMN BLOGGING YOU PIECES OF SHIT

**I** have…  and it PLAINLY wasn’t as gratifying for me. #sadface

ccindecision:

Have you ever felt your teeth? Like really, really felt your teeth?

(We made a 4/20 photo gallery featuring some of the biggest names in politics NOT THAT WE ARE SAYING ANY OF THEM ARE OR EVER WERE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS, DON’T SUE US)

inothernews:

deleteyourself:

Twitter has reached such a volume of tweets that eventually everything that could possibly be tweeted, will be tweeted. I happened to notice the other day that someone tweets the exact time nearly every second. It got me thinking that you could make a clock out of these tweets, so I put together a simple site called Chirp Clock.

It’s interesting to watch it for a while and start to see the patterns that emerge. A lot of people will tweet their exact birth time, or a bus system will tweet their arrival time. I’ve seen some muslim call to prayers and a lot of people angrily tweeting that they have to head to work.

Check out Chirp Clock and let me know what you think!

http://chirpclock.com

I found this neat thing at 11:34.

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sexradicalryangosling:

[Text reads: Hey girl. Donna Haraway suggested in the Cyborg Manifesto that once we embrace a cyborg existence which freely combines the organic and the machine, the divisions of “man” and “woman” which structure heterosexual sex will seem trite. So, yeah, I totally understand if you get turned on when I’m driving a car.]

(Source: pauladeenridingthings)

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Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhh…. Mmmmmmm.

brianfejer:

When I Had It All - Monster Paws

(Source: postamerican)

THIS IS ALMOST LIKE HAVING SEX WITH GIANTS THANKS JAKE

picturesofmehavingsex:

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME HAVING SEX WITH MY SUBCONSCIOUS